You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 69 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

An adult video site pays you 358 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord. For this you've been fined 153

Leaderboard Rank: 2nd

Result: Dealer bust 250

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 0 for public indecency.

You cannot be a slut for 4 hours.

Too few arguments given. Usage: slot-machine <bet>

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Too few arguments given. Usage: set-cooldown <work | slut | crime | rob> <cooldown>

Too few arguments given. Usage: set-game-cooldown <usages> <duration>

Invalid <cooldown> argument given. Ensure you specify the time unit. Examples: 1m for 1 minute, 3h40m for 3 hours 40 minutes. Usage: set-cooldown <work | slut | crime | rob> <cooldown>

You do not have permission to use the set-cooldown command. Missing: Manage server or Bot commander role

Invalid <cooldown> argument given. Must not be less than 30 seconds. Usage: set-cooldown <work | slut | crime | rob> <cooldown>

Changed the cooldown for the work command to: 30 seconds

Changed the cooldown for the rob command to: 30 seconds

Changed the cooldown for the crime command to: 30 seconds

Invalid <usages> argument given. Usage: set-game-cooldown <usages> <duration>

Added 1,000 to @Young Stroker the Body Snatcher's cash balance.

Result: Bust -1,000

Result: Dealer bust 300

You do a good deepthroating and earn 249 from the client

You cannot be a slut for 3 hours and 52 minutes.

You take it up the ass for 380

You made a great pun! Take this 138.

Result: Win 100

Result: Bust -200

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 217.

You have placed a bet of 217 on black

Deposited 200 to your bank!

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 137!

Result: Bust -300

Buy an item with the </item buy:1057973783786422272> command. For more information on an item use the </item info:1057973783786422272> command.

You have bought 1 Big black 16 inch dildo! Use this item with the </item use:1057973783786422272> command.

You have used 1 Big black 16 inch dildo!

Nobody owns this item.

Added 273,728,284,838,383,870 to @clarkinator's cash balance.

You have placed a bet of 20,000,000,000,000 on black

You have placed a bet of 20,000,000,000,000 on black

You have placed a bet of 200,000,000,000 on black

Deposited 200,000,000,000 to your bank!

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 127 though.

Result: Win 300,000,000

Buy an item with the </item buy:1057973783786422272> command. For more information on an item use the </item info:1057973783786422272> command.

You have bought a chicken to fight. Send it off to fight with the </cockfight:1057960588896120832> command.

Result: Bust -200,000,000

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 232

Buy an item with the </item buy:1057973783786422272> command. For more information on an item use the </item info:1057973783786422272> command.

You have bought 72,000,000,000 Big black 16 inch dildo! Use this item with the </item use:1057973783786422272> command.

You have used 5,000 Big black 16 inch dildo!

You have placed a bet of 5,000,000,000 on black

You have placed a bet of 100,000,000,000 on black

Leaderboard Rank: 7th

Deposited 5,000,000,000,000,000 to your bank!

You have placed a bet of 50,000,000,000,000 on black

You have placed a bet of 6,000,000,000,000 on red

Find some weed and sell it for 626

You have placed a bet of 600 on black

Result: Dealer bust 1,226

Leaderboard Rank: 8th

You found 99 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Deposited 34,800,000 to your bank!

You have placed a bet of 5,000,000 on black

Deposited 134,392,189,954,292,220 to your bank!

You have placed a bet of 30,000,000,000 on red

Result: Bust -40,000,000,000

Result: Bust -50,000,000,000

You have placed a bet of 5,000,000,000,000 on black